nothing important

Oct 18
vampiredemonfox:

caterville:

Epic Face Palm

OMG. Too much cute :3

I gotta bring this back.

vampiredemonfox:

caterville:

Epic Face Palm

OMG. 
Too much cute :3

I gotta bring this back.

Oct 10

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

oh jesus. 

Oct 10
  • me: i fucking hate you i just wanna slam dunk you into the garbage can you belong in
  • my friend: wow i didnt know you hated that character so much
  • me: oh no hes my favorite
Sep 28
Practically me.

Practically me.

Sep 16

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

Sep 15
-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

Sep 09

10 steps to improving your body image →

plannedparenthood:

  • Appreciate all that your body can do. Every day your body carries you closer to your dreams. Celebrate all of the amazing things your body does for you—running, dancing, breathing, laughing, dreaming, etc.
  • Keep a top-ten list of things…
Sep 09

Budgeting 101: An Introduction to Not Screwing Yourself Over Every Month

howtogrowthefuckup:

Hello and welcome to Budgeting 101. I’m The Responsible Adult and I’m here to help you manage your money and figure out what you can actually afford on your piss-poor salary.

I’ve created some budgeting spreadsheets for y’all ranging from super simple to very detailed. You can download them here. Explanations & (very basic) budgeting guide behind the cut.

WARNING: MATH SKILLS REQUIRED. HAHA, SUCKERS, YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULDN’T USE THIS IN REAL LIFE.

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Sep 06

Budgeting 101: An Introduction to Not Screwing Yourself Over Every Month

howtogrowthefuckup:

Hello and welcome to Budgeting 101. I’m The Responsible Adult and I’m here to help you manage your money and figure out what you can actually afford on your piss-poor salary.

I’ve created some budgeting spreadsheets for y’all ranging from super simple to very detailed. You can download them here. Explanations & (very basic) budgeting guide behind the cut.

WARNING: MATH SKILLS REQUIRED. HAHA, SUCKERS, YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULDN’T USE THIS IN REAL LIFE.

Read More

Sep 01

kirschtein-relatable:

damnitarmin:

real-life-dipper-pines:

m-azing:

missingnochu:

chicken-soup-for-the-sollux:

penguinfrost:

princesscorndog:

the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies

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I’M LAUGHING SO fUCKING HARD

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

wHAT

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS WITHOUT WEARING HEADPHONES YOU WILL REGRET IT

IM NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH AND IM LITERALLY IN TEARS RN

IT STARTED AS GAY SEX BUT ENDED UP BEING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 

IM REBLOGGING FOR THE GAY SEX TO ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE COMMENT IM CRIYNG ACCURATE