nothing important

Sep 28
Practically me.

Practically me.

Sep 16

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

Sep 15
-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

Sep 09

10 steps to improving your body image →

plannedparenthood:

  • Appreciate all that your body can do. Every day your body carries you closer to your dreams. Celebrate all of the amazing things your body does for you—running, dancing, breathing, laughing, dreaming, etc.
  • Keep a top-ten list of things…
Sep 09

Budgeting 101: An Introduction to Not Screwing Yourself Over Every Month

howtogrowthefuckup:

Hello and welcome to Budgeting 101. I’m The Responsible Adult and I’m here to help you manage your money and figure out what you can actually afford on your piss-poor salary.

I’ve created some budgeting spreadsheets for y’all ranging from super simple to very detailed. You can download them here. Explanations & (very basic) budgeting guide behind the cut.

WARNING: MATH SKILLS REQUIRED. HAHA, SUCKERS, YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULDN’T USE THIS IN REAL LIFE.

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Sep 06

Budgeting 101: An Introduction to Not Screwing Yourself Over Every Month

howtogrowthefuckup:

Hello and welcome to Budgeting 101. I’m The Responsible Adult and I’m here to help you manage your money and figure out what you can actually afford on your piss-poor salary.

I’ve created some budgeting spreadsheets for y’all ranging from super simple to very detailed. You can download them here. Explanations & (very basic) budgeting guide behind the cut.

WARNING: MATH SKILLS REQUIRED. HAHA, SUCKERS, YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULDN’T USE THIS IN REAL LIFE.

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Sep 01

kirschtein-relatable:

damnitarmin:

real-life-dipper-pines:

m-azing:

missingnochu:

chicken-soup-for-the-sollux:

penguinfrost:

princesscorndog:

the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies

image

I’M LAUGHING SO fUCKING HARD

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

wHAT

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS WITHOUT WEARING HEADPHONES YOU WILL REGRET IT

IM NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH AND IM LITERALLY IN TEARS RN

IT STARTED AS GAY SEX BUT ENDED UP BEING THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 

IM REBLOGGING FOR THE GAY SEX TO ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE COMMENT IM CRIYNG ACCURATE

Aug 22
dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

dreamingofsomewherefaraway:

poetrymafia:

prokopetz:

dynastylnoire:

chellzisyeezus:

omomnom:

Toasted Marshmallow Chocolate Mousse

My legs got a little weak

Listen, I keep telling y’all to tag your freaking porn

It offends me to my soul when folks post stuff like this and don’t include the recipe.

And here it is

Thank you. Thank you.

Aug 22

true as fuck zodiac

  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini
Aug 20